Thursday, January 19, 2012

Squeaky–Clean

So I showered this morning. It was nice. I naturally woke up shortly before my alarm. Normally that would suck, but today it was ok. The shower was nice and warm, due to no one else being up yet. When I got out I was asked if I was clean. To which I replied 'squeaky'. Naturally the response to that was a finger running down my arm. So, of course, I said 'squeak'. I was then rebuffed! Apparently my squeak was to low! I told them to not judge me! So my squeaky-clean-ness makes lower noises than everyone else! Does that make me a bad person?

In other news it's the middle of winter here in Utah. But it rained last night so I figured that everything would be covered in ice this morning. I was wrong. It was still soggy at 7:30 in the morning. Also, it's nice to be able to see the entire valley clearly. Thank you rain. I appreciate your work.

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