Monday, March 26, 2012

The Uplifting Grafitti Artist

Today on my way into class I noticed something on the wall of the tunnel I walk in to get to school. At first I was slightly annoyed that someone would muck up my plesant walk into class. They had taken a black spray paint and scrawled some message along the wall. It was kinda large so it took me a moment to read it.


It reads: Dear Girls, You don't need to wear nice cloths, or make up You're all Beautiful!

I was actually kinda stunned. For only a moment at the message, it was more the construction of the sentence that got to me. It was mostly correct. Using the proper form of "you are" totally makes up for the spelling mistake (that to me looks like he noticed just after he did it wrong) and missing punctuation.

And for the record, I totally agree with the statement. Although, its really nice when you do.

Monday, March 5, 2012

The Man Salad

So today I was playing pool with my buddies. A girl walked up and told us that they were serving salad in the next room and we were free to get some. We thanked her for her generosity and she went on her way. But we didn't think anything more about it. What guy wants just a pile of lettuce and some ranch dressing? But I had a thought. We should make a salad for men! I call it the man salad. It will be like a meat lovers pizza but without the crust and sauce!! Cook up some pepperoni, some good italian sausage, some bacon, any other meat you want, a little shredded cheese and maybe some ranch if you are that kind of person. I'm going to have to try it eventually. I'll let you know how it goes.