The Uplifting Grafitti Artist

Today on my way into class I noticed something on the wall of the tunnel I walk in to get to school. At first I was slightly annoyed that someone would muck up my plesant walk into class. They had taken a black spray paint and scrawled some message along the wall. It was kinda large so it took me a moment to read it.

It reads: Dear Girls, You don't need to wear nice cloths, or make up You're all Beautiful!

I was actually kinda stunned. For only a moment at the message, it was more the construction of the sentence that got to me. It was mostly correct. Using the proper form of "you are" totally makes up for the spelling mistake (that to me looks like he noticed just after he did it wrong) and missing punctuation.

And for the record, I totally agree with the statement. Although, its really nice when you do.

Games!

So for a class I'm working on a game. Go play it!

http://www.battlechampion.com/specials/

The Man Salad

So today I was playing pool with my buddies. A girl walked up and told us that they were serving salad in the next room and we were free to get some. We thanked her for her generosity and she went on her way. But we didn't think anything more about it. What guy wants just a pile of lettuce and some ranch dressing? But I had a thought. We should make a salad for men! I call it the man salad. It will be like a meat lovers pizza but without the crust and sauce!! Cook up some pepperoni, some good italian sausage, some bacon, any other meat you want, a little shredded cheese and maybe some ranch if you are that kind of person. I'm going to have to try it eventually. I'll let you know how it goes.

Education

Did you know there are multiple ways to spell the word Mannequin? I didn't realize that. There is the way I just spelled it, which refers to something that stands in a shop window do show clothing. There is also 'Manikin' which refers to humanoid things that are used in education (such as a CPR training dummy).

The Right Mind

I'm not entirely sure that i was in my right-mind yesterday.

As I stopped by one of the bathrooms in the building where most of my classes are, I noticed something out of the ordinary. There was a nice padded chair in the corner. However, not really situated in a way that you could comfortably sit in it. It was on the right side of the sink, facing the sink, pushed up against the wall. I'm not sure I trust the sanitation of a padded chair in a bathroom. It just seems wrong.

Then, a little while later while walking down a hall, I was walking perpendicular to a girl with glasses. She turned and looked in my direction and her glasses caught the light coming from a light fixture overhead. At for a moment I thought her eyes were glowing!

Then later,as I was talking to some of my friends as I was leaving work we some how started discussing how I was the father of our workplace, that the mannequin in our window (which we named Jenny) was the mother, and everyone else were children. The thing is, Jenny didn't start out as a mannequin. She died in a fencing accident and the kids were to panicked to do anything to help her. But it was an accident and we didn't want to get into trouble so they hid her in the mannequin.

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Yesterday was weird.

GASP

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!! Click and drag to view it!




Note: My comment before was referring to being ably to post models that you can move and spin and stuff. It was not referring to my being able to 3D model something. Which, i can do. I'm just not asking you to be impressed.

Back by Popular Demand!

So, I guess everyone was looking forward to hearing about how my self prank went. i didn't realize that people would want to hear how it turned out.

It didn't work. Actually it almost did, but as I was walking toward the parking lot I remembered that I had done it. Sorry folks. But hey! I did make myself smile again on the way by thinking about it. That is all that is important right?

Even though all of you may be slightly disappointed by the result. Again, I am sorry.