The Man Salad

So today I was playing pool with my buddies. A girl walked up and told us that they were serving salad in the next room and we were free to get some. We thanked her for her generosity and she went on her way. But we didn't think anything more about it. What guy wants just a pile of lettuce and some ranch dressing? But I had a thought. We should make a salad for men! I call it the man salad. It will be like a meat lovers pizza but without the crust and sauce!! Cook up some pepperoni, some good italian sausage, some bacon, any other meat you want, a little shredded cheese and maybe some ranch if you are that kind of person. I'm going to have to try it eventually. I'll let you know how it goes.