Here is your sign...

I am in the presidency for my universities fencing club. So, i was naturally manning the table to gather some new members. There are lots of interesting people at my school, i decided. There are also some pretty oblivious ones....

A very cute girl walked up, And I do mean very cute. She looked to be Italian. Dark hair, Brown eyes, very tan, thin. I of course, stopped her, and started talking to her about the fencing club. I told her how fun it is, how exciting it is, how cheap it is for the semester, and handed her a flyer with the time and address of our practices. At this point we had been talking, about nothing but fencing for about two minutes. She stops, then asks me, like she just had an epiphany, "Oh! Do you fence?"

She was no longer cute....... at all......